Nothing and i mean nothing can beat the commentary from Mick Morgan on Dean Widders 80m interception try against Bradford last year... absolutely class

"He dunt go that far on his holidays"

Similarly, Brian's first stint as in journalism was as a touchline reporter for some local BBC tinpot station. Commentator asked him how it was on the touchline - Brian's reply was "I'm freezin me nuts off". Said in his Irish accent, it was hilarious.

Later on, commentator spied a subsitution and asked Brian to elaborate. Brian's reply was "I don't know I can't see a thing." Commentator asked him what he meant and he replied "Put it this way, Paul Anderson's just stood up right in front of me, and when you got a man 'dat soize' in front of you, you wouldn't be able to see a thing either"

You've gotta love Brian Carney

You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown

That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.

Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"

Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"

Just thank your lucky star's that Ben Ikin isn't commentating anymore they might as well dressed him in a Brisbane Broncos cheerleader's outfit. And yes it is that traumatic