Had a dream last night about playing Sl Monopoly board game. Wembley and OT were Mayfair and Park Lane. KC was Bond St and Poorhouse Lane had a brown tinge to it.
Instead of my usual dog I was a Challenge Cup token.

Chance card said :

' you organise a club sponsored walk/march but fans spend cash on pizza and bookies , lose £100'

Community Chest:

'council windfall allows £45m stadium for you - collect £1000'

Any suggestions ?

Stop eating cheese?

Chance card- been caught trying to find uk born grannies etc to fill your team up with aussies and forgetting about British youths go to jail.

Could have a picture of a certain unable to mention man without a game to officiate this weekend behind the bars...

Get Cockaynes picture on the "get out of jail free" card

Lol

Chance card- o'meley has just ran straight through you, pay £100 hospital bills.

haha.
Community Chest - build a new east stand extension with community handouts get £300 - oh no, hang on a minute, lie and don't build a thing, pay £300

Haha quality!!!
Can't think who that might be.

Community card - raise a petition coz you feel hard done by containing more signatures than actually go to games. Collect bus fair home.

Water works could be Barrow's home ground as always raining there.

Free Parking - ??? not sure about that one.

Comm Chest - Hotel repair bills - ??

2nd prize in a Stanley Gene lookalike contest £10 goes to Glint Newton

chance card..... get stopped for texting while i drive. banned again! goto jail go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect £200